Prompt #2 The Perfect Haunted House

I myself have been to one haunted house in my life, but from that adventure I have a pretty good idea what I would do if I made my own haunted house. I would start the house with a maze in a forest. I would only light the path with dim candles so that no one could see well. Then I would have screams going on in the distance and someone running around with a jason mask and a chainsaw with no chain. After they find their way through the maze they will have to get on a haunted hay ride. (I know it sounds lame, but hear me out) On the trailer with the hay there would be fake mangled limbs made of plastic and people that would jump out of the dark and try to climb aboard. Then when the ride is over they'd arrive to the house. The first room they'd walk into would be like a long hallway filled with candles and scary pictures. They would then walk into a hall of mirrors and there would be people in scary costumes walking behind them. Next there would be a kitchen with a bunch of creepy people dressed as zombies and they'd be cooking groos things like eyeball soup and brains. Also a must for my haunted house is scary music and clowns. I think I would have clowns walking about the house randomly. The scariest room in the house would be the barber shop room, in order to get into this room you'd have to walk through a narrow tunnel that would be filled with green slime. When you get into the barber shop a man would come running at you with a big gash on his face screaming. Then a zombie would slowly aproach you with a fake rusty knife. In order to get out of the house you have to walk through another dark hallway with no light, you'd have to feel your way out. In the hallway there'd be people grabbing you and ooze on the walls for you to grab as you navigate your way out. The last obsticle would be to get over a murky river. The only way over is a rickety old bridge that has people grabbing at you as you cross. Then you'd return safely to your car...hopefully.